Start Em And Sit Em Week 13

Week 13 Fantasy Football: Start 'Em & Sit 'Em - Let's Get Weird!

Alright, fantasy football fanatics! We're cruising into Week 13, and you know what that means - it's time to get weird with our start 'em and sit 'em picks. We're talking turkey day leftovers, playoff pushes, and some seriously strange stats. So, buckle up, buttercups, 'cause it's gonna be a wild ride!

QB: Let's Get Cookin'!

First things first, we've got to talk turkey - or rather, Lamar Jackson. This guy's been on a roll, and with a juicy matchup against the Dallas Cowboys, he's our featured main course. He's thrown for over 200 yards and rushed for over 70 in six straight games. That's some serious tryptophan action right there!

Now, let's talk about Kirk Cousins. He's been a bit of a rollercoaster this season, but with a date against the Carolina Panthers, he's looking like a solid start. The Panthers have given up the most fantasy points to QBs this year. It's like they're inviting him to their Thanksgiving feast!

RB: Gobble 'Til You Wobble!

Time to stuff our roster with some running backs that are ready to rumble. First up, Derrick Henry. This guy's been on a tear, and with a matchup against the Indianapolis Colts, he's looking like a tasty side dish. He's averaging over 140 rushing yards per game in his last four. That's some serious second-helpings action!

Now, let's talk about David Montgomery. He's been a bit up and down, but with a date against the Detroit Lions, he's looking like a solid start. The Lions have given up the most rushing TDs to RBs this year. It's like they're leaving the door wide open for him!

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WR: Pass the Cranberry Sauce!

Alright, let's talk wide receivers. First up, Stefon Diggs. This guy's been on fire, and with a matchup against the New Orleans Saints, he's looking like a must-start. He's had at least 80 receiving yards in five straight games. That's some serious dessert action!

Now, let's talk about Diontae Johnson. He's been a bit of a rollercoaster, but with a date against the Baltimore Ravens, he's looking like a solid start. The Ravens have given up the most fantasy points to WRs this year. It's like they're inviting him to their Thanksgiving party!

TE: Turkey Legs & Tight Ends!

Time to talk tight ends. First up, George Kittle. This guy's been on a tear, and with a matchup against the Miami Dolphins, he's looking like a must-start. He's had at least 60 receiving yards in four straight games. That's some serious leftovers action!

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Now, let's talk about Robert Tonyan. He's been a bit up and down, but with a date against the Chicago Bears, he's looking like a solid start. The Bears have given up the most fantasy points to TEs this year. It's like they're leaving the door wide open for him!

DEF: Defense to Die For!

Finally, let's talk defense. Our pick of the week? The Miami Dolphins. They've been on a roll, and with a matchup against the Cincinnati Bengals, they're looking like a must-start. They've had at least three sacks in five straight games. That's some serious defense action!

And there you have it, folks! Our Week 13 start 'em and sit 'em picks. Remember, it's all about having fun and staying weird out there. Now, go forth, fantasy football fans, and dominate your leagues!