St Pete Beach Bars On The Water

So, you're planning a trip to St. Pete Beach, huh? Lucky you! Now, let me guess, you're dying to know about those waterfront bars, right? I mean, who wouldn't want to sip a cold one while watching the sunset paint the sky, am I right?

First things first: The Don CeSar

Alright, let's start with the big kahuna. The Don CeSar, or 'The Pink Palace' as the locals call it, is a St. Pete Beach icon. It's like the grandma of waterfront bars - elegant, historic, and full of stories. Their Beach Bar is the place to be. You can kick back in the sand, listen to live music, and watch the waves roll in. It's like a beach party, but with a side of sophistication.

Now, don't go expecting some stuffy, quiet affair. This place knows how to have fun. They've got beach games, movie nights under the stars, and even a mermaid happy hour. Yes, you read that right. Mermaids. In St. Pete Beach. Only in Florida, right?

For the local vibe: The Hurricane

Alright, now let's talk about The Hurricane. This place is like the cool cousin of The Don CeSar. It's laid-back, casual, and full of local charm. You'll find it tucked away on the beach, serving up ice-cold beers and frozen cocktails. It's the perfect spot to watch the sunset, without all the fuss.

Here's a pro tip: Order the Hurricane cocktail. It's their signature drink, and it's strong enough to weather any storm. Just don't blame me if you wake up the next day with a parrot on your shoulder and no memory of the night before. (Kidding! Sort of.)

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When you want to feel like a pirate: RumFish Grill

Ever wanted to drink like a pirate? No? Too late, you're doing it now. Welcome to RumFish Grill. This place is like a beach bar, a restaurant, and an aquarium all rolled into one. It's got a 33,500-gallon fish tank, a menu full of seafood, and a bar stocked with rum. Lots and lots of rum.

They've got over 60 types of rum, so you can try a different one every day for... well, a while. And if you're feeling extra adventurous, you can even order a drink with glow-in-the-dark fish in it. I know, I know, it's like drinking in a real-life Finding Nemo. But hey, when in St. Pete, right?

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For the health nuts: The Postcard Inn

Alright, I know what you're thinking. 'But I want to drink and be healthy too!' Well, hold onto your beach hats, because The Postcard Inn has got you covered. Their Beach Bar serves up a mean cocktail, but they also offer smoothies, fresh juices, and even a 'hangover helper' shot. Because even health nuts need a little hair of the dog sometimes.

Plus, they've got beach games, yoga classes, and even a 'dive-in' movie theater. It's like a beach party for your body, mind, and soul. Now that's what I call a vacation.

So there you have it, folks. St. Pete Beach bars on the water, served up with a side of sass. Now go forth, drink responsibly, and enjoy that Florida sunshine. And remember, if you ever find yourself in a mermaid happy hour, you heard it here first. Cheers!