Made In Chelsea Cast Season 1

When the Kings and Queens of SW3 First Descended Upon Our Screens

Alright, picture this: it's 2011, the world's still recovering from the whole 'Lehman Brothers' debacle, and suddenly, out of nowhere, a new breed of reality TV stars is about to burst onto our screens. No, not the Jersey Shore crew, but something far more... posh. I'm talking about the original cast of Made in Chelsea.

Now, before we dive in, let's get one thing straight. These aren't your average reality TV stars. Oh no, we're talking about a crew so privileged, they make the Kardashians look like they're on a budget holiday in Blackpool. We're talking about the crème de la crème of SW3, where the average house price is more than your humble narrator's entire net worth. (And yes, I've checked. Twice.)

Meet the OGs

So, who are these mysterious figures that were about to take the nation by storm? Let's meet the original cast, shall we?

Spencer Matthews - Our resident playboy and the original 'Chelsea Boy'. Spencer was so posh, he once claimed he couldn't eat a cheese and pickle sandwich because it was 'too common'. (Side note: I've had a cheese and pickle sandwich since. It was delicious. Take that, Spencer.)

Caggie Dunlop - The girl with the most perfect hair in all of Chelsea. Caggie was the original 'it' girl, with a voice so posh, it could make the Queen sound like she had a cold.

Binky Felstead - Binky was the sweet, slightly awkward one of the group. She was the one who'd accidentally say something completely inappropriate and then blush so hard, you'd think she'd been stood in front of a roaring fire for hours.

Millie Mackintosh - Millie was the poshest of the posh. She was so posh, she once said she couldn't understand why anyone would want to eat in a restaurant that didn't have a dress code. (Again, I've eaten in a restaurant without a dress code since. It was lovely. And I was wearing a t-shirt.)

Alex Mytton - Alex was the wildcard of the group. He was the one who'd turn up to a fancy dinner party wearing a t-shirt and jeans, and then proceed to get absolutely bladdered and start causing chaos.

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Surprising Facts About the Original Cast

Now, I know what you're thinking. 'These people sound like they're from another planet. What could they possibly have in common with us mere mortals?' Well, hold onto your hats, because I've got some surprising facts that might just blow your mind.

Did you know, for instance, that Spencer Matthews once worked as a stripper? (I know, I know. It's hard to imagine him without his shirt on, isn't it?) Or that Caggie Dunlop was once a backup dancer for Kylie Minogue? (I'm not sure what's more surprising - that she was a backup dancer, or that she was a backup dancer for Kylie Minogue.)

And here's one that'll really make your jaw hit the floor: Binky Felstead once worked in a pub. Yes, you heard me right. The same Binky Felstead who once said she couldn't understand why anyone would want to eat in a restaurant that didn't have a dress code. (I'm starting to think she's not as posh as she makes out.)

When the Drama Unfolded

Now, I could sit here and tell you all about the various love triangles, the endless rows over who said what to whom, and the countless times someone stormed off in a huff. But where's the fun in that? Instead, let's talk about the time Spencer Matthews decided to take up boxing.

Picture the scene: Spencer, in his tiny boxing shorts, trying to throw a punch. The problem was, he was so used to throwing his weight around in the poshest of circles, he had no idea how to actually throw a punch. It was like watching a toddler trying to play the violin. Hilarious, but also a little bit sad.

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And then there was the time Alex Mytton decided to go on a 'detox' and started eating nothing but fruit. (Again, I'm not making this up. This actually happened.) He ended up spending a whole week in bed, complaining about how hungry he was. (I mean, I've been on a diet before, but this is ridiculous.)

The Legacy of Made in Chelsea Season 1

So, there you have it. The original cast of Made in Chelsea, in all their glory. They might be posh, they might be privileged, but they're also hilarious, dramatic, and sometimes, just a little bit ridiculous.

And as for the legacy of Made in Chelsea Season 1? Well, it's safe to say that it changed the face of reality TV forever. It showed us that you don't need to be 'common' to be entertaining. You just need to be yourself. (Or at least, a slightly exaggerated version of yourself.)

And as for the original cast? Well, they've all gone on to do amazing things. Spencer's become a bit of a reality TV legend, Caggie's started her own clothing line, Binky's had a baby, and Millie's become a bit of a fitness guru. (Although, I still can't quite believe she eats in restaurants without a dress code.)

And as for Alex? Well, he's still causing chaos, one fruit-based detox at a time.