How Old Is Austen On Southern Charm

So, you've been binge-watching Southern Charm, huh? You're not alone, my friend. And let's face it, the question on everyone's lips is: just how old is Austen? I mean, the guy's got more charm than a room full of southern gentlemen, but his age? That's a mystery wrapped in an enigma, dipped in sweet tea.

Let's Start at the Beginning

Alright, so Austen Kroll was born on July 18, 1987. That makes him a Cancer, in case you're into astrology. But let's get serious (for a sec), that puts him at... hold onto your hats... 34 years old. Yes, you read that right. He's not a teenager, folks. He's a full-blown adult. I know, I know, it's shocking. He's got the charm of a young'un, but the wisdom of a... well, a 34-year-old.

But Wait, There's More!

Now, you might be thinking, "But, but, he looks so young!" And you're right. Austen's got that youthful glow that makes him look like he's been drinking from the fountain of youth, not the fountain of Montauk. But here's where it gets interesting. Austen's got a twin. Yes, you heard me right. His brother, Parker, is also 34. But here's the kicker - Parker looks like he's aged like a fine wine, while Austen's still got that "just turned legal" look going on.

The Austen Aging Conundrum

So, what's the deal? Why does Austen look like he's stuck in a time warp while his brother is rocking the silver fox look? Well, folks, it's a mystery. Some say it's good genes, some say it's the Charleston air. Me? I think it's because Austen's too busy charming the pants off everyone to worry about aging.

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And That's Not All...

Now, you might be thinking, "Okay, so he's 34. Big deal." But hold up, because here's where it gets really fun. Austen's been on Southern Charm since season 2. That's right, he's been gracing our screens with his presence for over half a decade. And in that time, he's barely aged a day. I mean, have you seen him in season 2 vs. now? It's like he's in some sort of reality TV time loop.

So, What's the Verdict?

Is Austen 34? Yes. Does he look 34? Not really. But does it matter? Not one bit. Because at the end of the day, Austen's not just about his age. He's about the laughs, the drama, the charm. He's about making us laugh, making us cry, and making us say, "Oh, Austen. Always Austen." So, go on, pour yourself a glass of wine (or sweet tea, if you're feeling southern), and let's raise a toast to Austen. Because no matter how old he is, he's always a good time.